Kids Christmas Jokes
[row] [col span=”6″ span__sm=”12″] [accordion] [accordion-item title=”Why did the Christmas tree go to school?”]Because it wanted to be a little bit sharper!
[/accordion-item] [accordion-item title=”What do snowmen eat for breakfast?”]Frosted flakes!
[/accordion-item] [accordion-item title=”Why did Santa go to music school?”]To improve his wrapping skills!
[/accordion-item] [accordion-item title=”What’s a snowman’s favourite snack?”]Ice Krispies!
[/accordion-item] [accordion-item title=”What do elves learn in school?”]The elf-abet!
[/accordion-item] [/accordion] [/col] [col span=”6″ span__sm=”12″] [accordion] [accordion-item title=”Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?”]Because he went down in history!
[/accordion-item] [accordion-item title=”Why was the math book sad during the holidays?”]It had too many problems!
[/accordion-item] [accordion-item title=”What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?”]An abdominal snowman!
[/accordion-item] [accordion-item title=”What do you call an elf who sings?”]A wrapper!
[/accordion-item] [accordion-item title=”What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?”]Frostbite!
[/accordion-item] [/accordion] [/col] [/row]Elf Puns
- Elves are just like computers – they work in “elf”abetical order!
- When an elf makes a joke, it’s usually quite “elf”-explanatory!
- Did you hear about the elf who got arrested? He was charged with “mistletoe”-ing!
- Elves are great at telling stories because they always have “elf”-confidence!
- Why did the elf go to school? To learn his “elf”-abet!
- If you need help, just call an elf – they’re always “elf”-ul!
- Elves are like shoes – they’re always “elf”-lessly supportive!
- I asked an elf for a joke, and he told me one that was “elf”-invented!
- Elves love to bake cookies because they’re experts in “elf”-raising flour!
- Elves are great dancers – they’ve got “elf”-esteem on the dance floor!